METAIRIE REGISTRATION IS OPEN UNTIL MAY 1, 2024

Our Northshore locations are currently full and registration is closed

about

events

how to join

what we do

being bad

Bad Moms That March launched in 2023 with 70 members under its umbrella organization, Moms That Dance. After being asked eighty-leven times to start a parade team, we decided to go for it, but we were determined to do it our way.

You won’t find sequins, poms or demerits at BMTM. We rock a 90's hip hop vibe with old school varsity jackets and Nike dunks.

Why are we bad moms? Because we celebrate imperfection, we’ll throw around a curse word or two and we love to have an unapologetically good time!

PS - you don’t have to be a mom... we don’t check, babe...

parades

appearances & philanthropy

The bad moms work hard to bring a different vibe to the route! We don't care about being the best dancers out there. For us, it's about hyping the crowd up, shaking our boo-tays and having a good time. We're here to entertain! Our DJ spins some loud AF club music during parades (radio edits, of course) while we bust out our old school hip hop moves and just have a good time. Don't ever be afraid to jump in and dance with us, we love it!

We're here for all of it! This year, we are putting huge efforts into charitable work. We've got an amazing team of boss babes ready to help our community. Though our efforts will focus heavily on women in need (recovery, abuse, homelessness, education, etc), we are open to other ventures. Shoot us an email if you'd like to have the Bad Moms Club pop in at your next social or fundraising event. We are also huge advocates for small business! How can we help?

membership

Being a part of the bad moms club is about so much more than dancing in parades. Our goal is to provide a drama-free, judgement-free space where women can thrive. We offer an entire experience including free dance classes, social events, health and wellness and more. We practice indoors so we never have to worry about weather or bathrooms, and we operate on a monthly dues system to make affordability easier. Current membership cost is $70/month.

upcoming public events

St. Patrick's Day Parade | March 10, 2024 at 1pm

Slidell, LA

Catch the Bad Moms Club in the Dirty Dell to celebrate St. Patty's! We're #22 in the lineup, behind Krewe of Sipin Away.

Irish Italian Islenos Parade | April 6, 2024 at 11am

Chalmette, LA

We are amped for this one! Parade lineup position to be announced soon!

Ready to join the Bad Moms Club? Submit your app!

Step 1 | Online Applications for SOUTHSHORE will remain open through May 1, 2024

Our Northshore locations are currently full and registration is closed

We are all ONE TEAM! We simply offer 3 different practice locations to accommodate different areas/availability.

Step 2 | Let's Get to Know Each Other

After you submit your online application, we will reach out to schedule a 5 minute call to get to know each other better!

Step 3 | 'She Get It From Her Momma' Dance Day

The last part of registration is Dance Day! This is super laid back. You don't need to be a great dancer to be a bad mom!

At dance day, you'll learn 2 8-counts of a typical bad mom routine, plus our bad mom swag. We don't have score sheets. We are just looking to see if you vibes match and you can keep up with the choreo at least a little bit ;)